I hate it when someone bumps into me and doesn’t say sorry or anything.
And I’m like,
- Me: Hey, I just met you
- Me: And this is crazy
- Me: But I've got Alzheimers
- Me: Hey, I just met you
One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug
